grooms [Theme]

Special bride - special groom!

But where to find it, but where to find it?

Blades rumble, a blue helicopter descends from the sky (an hour of flight is a piece of bucks), a wizard comes out of it - and what does he do? Turning stones into gold? Gives you eternal youth? Gives a prince to suit? No, he shows movies for free. And flies away. Or maybe we don’t know how to go to torrent for such shit? It would be better if he simply transferred the money for renting a helicopter and did not even shine his cunning blue *** face. But the whole counterpoint of the Russian fugue lies precisely in the fact that the wizard will arrive, show, fly away, and you will pay for his helicopter with the last karmic resource of your luck and happiness. And even if he was the only one, this wizard. But no, don't hope: Russia is a land of wizards. And they all sit in ambush and wait for your birthday.

He is young and good. And what a blessing
To vacate her egghead that talks a lot?
Her husband ought not the teacher.

- Why are you not married?
My bride ran away from me...
- Fool!

Of course, better too tall than any mukhomorina. And most of all to not pug, without fail that was black; well, understandably so, and was dressed in a coffee.

- What a chic gentleman. Yes... And dad knows that sho looks after you?
- Why do you ask?
- Well, such a gentleman - not a pound of raisins.

Popular for so many years,
And a ring on your finger no...
Mom, well not guilty I, not guilty I
On the stage of the groom I choose not one!
We are not to blame, not to blame,
What the men on the scene man!
Nikolai Tsiskaridze? - He pair-rare-RAM...
Penkin call for tea? - Clearly PA-ru-RAM!
Ivan Urgant nothing! - Veri sexy boy!
But Tsekalo he... jeez, what ballast!
There Are Malezhik Vyacheslav... - Antiques!
Well, maybe the chair? - It is inadequate...
Well, maybe Nagiyev? - Dimka-self.
Zverev, too, maybe, but he's more of a friend...

Show business is a topic - wow, wow, Yes,
There's only one problem - Oh, Oh, shield.
With the suitors here so full, damn it, kaput,
Not in a position to find their way - and the years are passing!
Maybe Dima Bilan? - He has a contract!
Lazarev cool kid! - Only sweet.
Timothy - he did... tattoos All over it.
Cords too. - the beer Champ!

Give me the money or I marry her I will not!

What poskudnaya you have got the groom!

- All newly brides want only one. "I want my groom all his life loved only me alone."
And how can you fulfill such a desire?
- Very simple. If her fiancé dies instantly, technically those count as "a lifetime of love only me alone."

They say that spirits cause easier
Than to get rid of them.
The same happens with the bride,
Of course, if you're the groom.

Not everyone marries who procvetala.