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Many choose not to be married.

It is better to marry than to be dragged.

The bride, your Dorm like?
- What, are you crazy, no!
Well, there is an alternative - under the same roof with the ancestors.
- No, it's worse. As well, your family need to create, without any outside interference.

- Look how the groom found! Espagnolette!
I'm not the groom, dad, I'm the matchmaker.
- We're such matchmakers a shaft...
Uncultured conversation, grandpa.

Lady Queenie, I now pronounce you Queen of Parador!
- Your Majesty, I'll blow you out of the spirit, if not untie Queenie!
Lady Queenie is the Queen of Parador! And you, knight Plunkett, I give to be eaten by dragons!
- I'll offer instead of 50 crates of egg powder!
- And the dragon is not a fool!

- And you hunt so pace yourself?
- While our daughter will choose a husband worthy knight capable of snapping dragons as the nuts, we should always be in readiness.
- I had to take the Black knight as he talked about his exploits! And in General, where he managed to meet such a number of dragons? So I personally in my life, thank God, none met.
- Because - a coward! Order dinner to be served. I ready the whole elephant to eat.
- Order and Bishop-I'm afraid You won't get ' im.
- Don't order the elephant! Let the pheasant will bring.

Princess, take appropriate facial expression! Now we will present the latest candidate for your hand.
- Right, and these dances we do without an heir stay.
To wait for no one - you have dispersed all the suitors!

Sitting here since Tuesday and unsuccessfully woos.
- Wednesday.
- Maybe... But it seems to me that since Tuesday.
- Wednesday! Well, let it be Tuesday-if you are so nice. I came here from afar. Perhaps from Zanzibar...
- There is no sea.
- Then from Genoa...
- A liar.
- To win you as my wife.

What could be sadder: the bride and groom who do not become husband and wife.

The bridegroom - two days and a half the Sultan.

- Be careful with him. He's greedy.
Citlali, then another girl, fingered beads and colored tape, which gave her the man from the North, and laughed at the stupidity of the mother:
- How can he be greedy when he spent so much money on trinkets?
- Then why is looking for a bride so far from home? - stubborn mother.