Movie: Night of fun



I hate warm toilets, dusty carpets and Slippers. I'm a youth, and the youth in me.
- Go to the hostel.
Quote Explanation: Andryushchenko tells about the romance of living in a Dorm.
№ 325552   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 15:05
Of you who here's been in the Dorm? Imagine a corridor, so the room-the room is terribly long, a hundred miles no less, and maybe more, and that's when the other end of someone stomping, this tophat lasts forever, top-top-top on the head all day. Toomie from going unheard. Every second copony.
№ 325551   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 15:04
- Want I will tell you how to live in the Dorm?
- And this is useful for ladies?
№ 325550   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 15:03
The bride, your Dorm like?
- What, are you crazy, no!
Well, there is an alternative - under the same roof with the ancestors.
- No, it's worse. As well, your family need to create, without any outside interference.
№ 325549   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 15:02
Well, I lived a lonely life... Well, not young already... Well, left me, that he loved more than anything... Well, not at night find the place on the bed... Well, crazy that I have no children... Well, are just crazy, like I have a hundred wives and two hundred children... Well, Wake up in the morning to the mailbox hoping to find there some sort of letter... Well, remember again and again that the only for twenty years belongs to someone else... Well, can't forget her... so what?
№ 325546   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 14:03
- Tell me, what kind of shit appeals to you most about this woman?
- Perhaps, honesty.
- What do you think of her attempt to discredit the husband in front of strangers?
- The desire to keep the family together.
№ 325545   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 14:02
- A bachelor.
- How did you know?
- Bachelors always on the Playground, shoes must be removed - valued work of women.
№ 325544   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 13:05
You knew, you knew, but you were afraid to Dogan, because you're a coward. Even when this man appeared in your apartment without socks, you were afraid to guess.
№ 325543   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 13:04
My face your place subliminal touches.
№ 325542   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 13:03
- What is he?
Head
- Big?
Small.
Oh, a little head, so ashamed to be.
№ 325541   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2018 / 13:02
- Today I dreamed of cancers.
- So what?
Cancer is a fight.
№ 136372   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 16:34
And dad, the rag, which must be dried, ironed and squeeze, and she will be pleased.
№ 136371   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 16:34
- How old are you?
- I'm still a boy: I'm fifty.. ish.
№ 136370   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 16:34
Let's be friends. We're like brother and sister... Like a second cousin and second cousin. This does not rule out some of the nuances.
№ 136369   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 16:33
- Which of all human vices seems to you the most disgusting?
- The lack of money.
№ 130402   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:32