Victor Pelevin. Secret views of mount Fuji (№ 404842)

Blades rumble, a blue helicopter descends from the sky (an hour of flight is a piece of bucks), a wizard comes out of it - and what does he do? Turning stones into gold? Gives you eternal youth? Gives a prince to suit? No, he shows movies for free. And flies away. Or maybe we don’t know how to go to torrent for such shit? It would be better if he simply transferred the money for renting a helicopter and did not even shine his cunning blue *** face. But the whole counterpoint of the Russian fugue lies precisely in the fact that the wizard will arrive, show, fly away, and you will pay for his helicopter with the last karmic resource of your luck and happiness. And even if he was the only one, this wizard. But no, don't hope: Russia is a land of wizards. And they all sit in ambush and wait for your birthday.