Andrey Makarevich. The song about the camel (№ 162045)

Yes I'm a man! Check by name!
I am the king of nature, a citizen of the Earth!
But the stall I have already identified
And a sack of thorns brought.
And I realized that to argue would be worse
But until that vexed me,
I suddenly spat something camel,
And a hump appeared on the back...