Comedy club (№ 163400)

- Victor Nikolaevich, and there's a crab in the seaweed.
- Huh? What?
- Victor Nikolaevich, is the crab in the seaweed.
- The algae eat the crab!
- Yes, what you say!
- I in shock!
- Victor Nikolaevich...
Yes, Yes, lyudochka.
- To order seaweed with crab?
- Remove, please, crab, seaweed and bring it back.
- No seaweed, please Lyuda.