TV show: Comedy club

wife! You are not a member of the family, you are just a recorder with eggs.

Father's Day was only introduced this year, in 2021. What the fuck is this anyway? There were such days, this is absolutely true, you can check on the calendar: there was Plaid Day, Pumpkin Seasoning Day, Homemade Cookies Day. And Father's Day only this year! It is still celebrated on the third Sunday in October. Why? The summer is already over, the Indian summer is over, the velvet autumn, the golden autumn, the Boldin autumn are over. All normal autumn is over, and a liquid has begun. Fathers, your way out - celebrate!

I realized that I live closely in the stone jungle. The city is not mine. The city presses on me. We are kept in the cities with a salary and free Wi-Fi. Sobyanin keeps us in a golden cage.

- I drove Lyubov Uspenskaya in the nineties!

I have no idea what a female orgasm is. He's like a Loch Ness monster, no one has seen him. Anyone who has seen a female orgasm is a liar. It is a fact. In fact, of course, you can achieve a female orgasm, but with the help of dialogue. Not through sex. You just need to say to her at the moment when the woman is not right as much as possible, yells and hysterics: Sorry ... Then it will float.

will do! Where are you worn? In the army, in prison, Trofim. Well, something is clearly not safe.

home! And we are at his house. For those who do not know, panic attacks are when you just suddenly become very scared. But not to such an extent that you put on a bulletproof vest on your son, take a machine gun and fly around the city. It's just scary.

Why, when you see the ruble, I want to say the last three letters?!

If a woman in a nice car goes - suck, if a guy goes - stole. Half of Moscow sucks and steals.

We are the greatest country in the world, and nowhere to put the car.

- Look at yourself where is your family? You have much time one are. One! You in your old age no one will have a glass of water to bring, you know, agricultural laborers?
Gar, in old age I'll be in great shape and I will be able myself to bring the glass of water. And you now need to bring a glass of water! You bought a car, made a home, married Christine, gave birth to a daughter! Don't you think you're over thinking for the sake of one glass of water?

She has two subscriptions just to quotes - quotes Friedrich Nietzsche quotes and Anna Sedakova. I'm serious, met two philosophers - Nietzsche and Sedakova. I specifically got into, I think quotes Anna Sedakova. Apparently, this is very interesting, since she signed on to Nietzsche and Sedakova. I say the exact text that is a quote from the philosopher Sedakova: "in order to have a faithful audience, it is necessary not only to sing, but to be a person." In my opinion, bullshit! "The broken Cup not to stick together when you pour the water it holds, and when the boiling water - it is bursting". Anna Sedakova. I have nothing against Ani, but, in my opinion, Sedakova "captain Obvious". Such quotations I can come up with three hundred a day. "Love the window, from which flies the Nightingale of hope." "The dream - when there is life and it all came true". "Life is not a store: do not buy do not sell, take care love." "If you farted in the car - open the window!"

Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, we pictures. Don't count on us, and we are really counting on you very much. Vladimir Vladimirovich, go to Europe, learn nothing, come and show off all the Russians. And succeed.

I don't want to go to the Internet, because there's always write: "Bad living". I think, bitch, you write the Internet via the laptop. You do not live? You would be bad ... if the phrase "bad live", wrote on the fence with the blood from the finger.