TV show: Comedy club. Page 2

The Attraction Of "Surprise." Security no. You come up to the right, and I understand that the security of two chains: one that you restrained, and the second on the neck you have, with a cross.
And I always heartily hope for the second.

I hope you understand me better than I understand myself.

- Do you love me?
- I love oil.
- I - oil.
- I love you.

- Why is my whole room in a kind of white powder?
- We washed.
- What was erased?
We were doing sad days! Yes!
- Washed it?
- Fun and endless dancing!

The Yenisei river, the Yenisei river, and I'll tell you slowly:
I love you and all tributaries of the Irtysh.
The Yenisei river, the Yenisei, are you comfortable, Yenisei!
If you want - swim, and you want to drink.

Girls live in a world of fear. They are afraid never to get pregnant and afraid to fly...

And even just 50 years ago were kind of fat in fashion. If bad means sick, and this one here is pretty. All, 50 years have passed and they go on to lose weight: fitness, yoga. Poor man! We have 20 years to figure out something new. Love Tolstoy, but without the breast. Come on, get out!

We, guys, invented 3 things the free. What do we have? I am in my life should plant a tree, raise a son and build a house. The tree grows by itself, gives birth to the son of another man, build a house, people from the near abroad.

Men have only one debt - marital debt. All. Type what you like, I will do as the debt.

- You heard that for the second child of 250 thousand give?
- Yes? A child can afford to leave?

- Who will be the next President of Russia?
- The next President will be. Will be previous...

I view Your the rotation imparted, and the axle was my reproductive organ.

One day the mother sent little red riding hood to bring pies to her Granny. We have information that in some regions of the Russian Federation, not all the pies reach their grandmothers. We intend to deal with it, and, in addition, we plan to index the resulting pies by 14% by next year.

Sadness, longing eats me: the environment is suffering!
If the rivers to pollute, will be there to catch
Not a roach, and not smelt, and the unknown little animals.