Character: The waiter



I tell everyone: if you want to see America, go to Vegas. Lights, entertainment, excitement - this is the real America.
№ 448179   Added Viker 02-01-2023 / 12:29
- And me?
- And me?
№ 443667   Added MegaMozg 18-08-2022 / 20:39
- Class! I'm going to look forward to the volcanic eruption!
№ 428727   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2021 / 13:30
- Do not accidentally sell it?
- No chance, and then, it's too expensive for you, squirrel.
- How much?
- Gave 125.
- Give 140 and ends to speculators not to run.
№ 369617   Added MegaMozg 12-05-2019 / 03:21
- What wine should I order for the radishes?
- I would suggest Muscadet.
- Sweet or dry?
- Semi-dry.
- I prefer sweet.
- Well, then, Sauternes.
- It is not sweet?
- Yes, very!
- Maybe too much?
- No... Well, if so, take dry.
But I prefer semi-sweet... Give me the card, I see we are not quite understand each other.
Quote Explanation: Monsieur Septim (the owner of the Paris restaurant) depicts a picky customer.
№ 338852   Added MegaMozg 19-08-2018 / 01:15
Six dollars? It must be some mistake, I only had chili and tea.
- Oh, sorry... [writes a new account]
Six seventy-five?!
- I forgot about the tea...
Quote Explanation: Colombo pays the restaurant bill.
3 Season 22 Series
№ 241919   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:35
Soup with mussels and Rapanu...
- Clear mushroom soup with shells.
№ 240162   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:33
- Your Honour, we have nothing, sir!
- Steak La Boeuf.
- Yes, even punish, no!
- Kompari! Something in there?
Moonshine jelly from the horse's Mosley. Supposed to bring?
Quote Explanation: after the revolution was a time of famine, and even the restaurant served such "exotic" dishes.
1 Season 2 Series
№ 219893   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:12
- That you ever had friends betray you?
- No.
- Make friends with my!
1 Season 58 Series
№ 167851   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:38
People are ready to debauchery!
№ 139796   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:11
- You heard that for the second child of 250 thousand give?
- Yes? A child can afford to leave?
№ 115770   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:35
A toast to our restaurant called crouton. This is the exact same piece of toasted bread. But toast can't cost $ 8 and crouton can.
№ 76636   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:59
- Cormac is just so nasty all the time go to embrace.
- Dragon meat?
- No, thank you.
- Correctly. Him horrible breath.
- Come over here.
№ 50732   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 07:36