Character: guard



- You will definitely need it now.
№ 464551   Added Viker 19-03-2024 / 12:06
- I? You know, no. Because it makes no sense, in my opinion. And why be afraid, because by and large, we cannot influence anything in this future. Because nothing goes anywhere, it just changes. It just goes from one state to another. And since it is impossible to influence this, then why be afraid of this? On the other hand, this fear of yours is not only useless, but I would even say that it is harmful. Because when you are afraid, you not only keep this fear in yourself, you also radiate it. <...> You are not only hurting yourself, you are also infecting others.
- I? You know, no. Because it makes no sense, in my...
№ 441970   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2022 / 09:57
Hey, stand up, hands up! What are you doing?! You have wasted power! You finally can anyone?!
A handful in response to gave the guard the barrel of the grenade launcher and tenderly asked:
Are you sure you want to know?
№ 371712   Added MegaMozg 06-06-2019 / 18:16
I'm not afraid of anything. I've seen shit on the front. I ate the shit. I was a mess. And now I'm safe.
№ 355189   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2019 / 10:02
- We will not tolerate violence on the territory of the festival.
- And violence over the ears of music - not in the bill?
2 Season 7 Series
№ 325259   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2018 / 13:05
I'm on a horse. You on a white horse, and I on a white horse. And then the fireworks in our honor. Salute in our honor. First on parade and then to the house officers will go. The ball will be. Beer. Salute. In my honor salute. I'm a Colonel and you - on a white horse. Can you hear me? Look what I have form! Look at her stars! I never shown anyone else. Only you will tell. Look! This is my front door. Specially stitched! Look, don't worry! The shoulder straps? I will change! Here they are, shoulder straps. Here! Real! See? Colonel. I'm a Colonel. I have them on parade wear. This is my form. Most pure. What are you coughing? Here let us go into the house of officers, drink beer and coughing you will not. I'm with Dirk on a white horse, commanded the parade! I'm a Colonel! I command the parade! I'm in the stars! On a white horse! I'm a Colonel! I command the parade!..
Quote Explanation: Painful nonsense security guard before killing himself.
№ 286651   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2017 / 10:17
Bullies - it's like the terrorists. Only emotionally. To resist them is impossible, so the best thing you can do is to remain calm and show her that you have everything under control. And let it, like a talisman Ridgefield fell on the field, got on YouTube more than a thousand views...
- A million.
- A million hits?
Yes.
- Wow! Be sure to give me the link.
- Okay.
- The point is that since then a lot has changed. You need to go back and show JJ, who you are now.
- Bullies are just like terrorists. Only they're emotional terrorists. You can never let them get the upper hand, so the best thing that you can do in this situation is remain calm and show her that you are in control. Besides, I don't care if the Ridgefield mascot getting ploughed got over a thousand hits on YouTube...
- A million.
- A million hits?
- Yeah.
- Wow! You gotta get me that link.
- Will do.
The bottom line is, things have changed since then. You need to go back, and you show JJ what you're made of.
№ 284687   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 10:23
- Excuse me, we have a problem?
I don't know, You have a problem? Your brother marries Your salatom the enemy?
- I'm sorry, do we have a problem?
- I don't know do you have a problem? Is your brother marrying your arch nemesis?
№ 284686   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 10:23
Give me the necklace, please, and kill each other all you want.
№ 278494   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 08:37
- Your documents!
- My documents? You, brother, call the admissions and tell the President that arrived Gascon Armenian D Artagnan, and hurry - she's waiting and I'm late!
- Here is some cupcake Gina the R. asks... Says that Armenian... what's the name?.. What's the name?
D Artagnan from Gascony!
D Artagnan some kind of... Of... Chernozhopyi Arrived.
1 Season 9 Series
№ 277830   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:10
- Sir, please, come with me, we'll figure it out.
- And you know who I am?
No, I don't know who you are.
- Well, then call someone who knows, okay, Zorro?
- Yes, you now have a good day. I know who you are.
- See, he knows who I am.
- Yeah, you're the one who will be taken hence to the trunk of my car.
№ 262206   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:19
Well, were sick some alien, it happens. Maybe it is their rite - in front of the cashier to lie down on the floor to accept the idea of upcoming expenses.
№ 241487   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:20
I loved you from first sight. Who are you?
№ 227399   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:37
Fear - business as usual. Everyone is afraid of. There is nothing to be ashamed of, mother.
№ 175180   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:03
- NCIS? Something like CSI?
Only if you can not read.
1 Season 1 Series
№ 170831   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:51