Movie: How to lose a guy in 10 days (How to lose a guy in 10 days)
Give me the necklace, please, and kill each other all you want.
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 08:37
- You tell him again and called?
- There is an answering machine, he didn't know it was me.
- Well, he certainly thought his friends. You know, men frequently call twenty times to throw up...
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 08:36
- Lustful woman enough chocolate. Loving woman needs diamonds.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 19:57
Is her purse? Maybe take a look?
- Do not touch! Women's handbag - it's a trap! It stores such things to us, men, it is better not to know!
Quote Explanation: Andy forgot the bin bag and he brought it with him to work.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:57
Are your friends cute?
- Yes, dear.
- But they are not such fools as you've told...
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:36
Mr. Delauer controls 70% of the diamond market, and Mrs. Delauer controls it.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:36
Two toothbrushes, let's grow old together love.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:29
- Too fast... I want you to respect me.
- Respect. Did you see me?
- Respect, if you respect me.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:35
He thinks I'm fat! Not there... Not in front of you there are!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:35
How can you live with someone who hates animals and thinks I'm stupid?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:34
You can't lose something you never had.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:34
- Andy, why would I want other women? You get along as many characters, at least choose!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:49
