Character: Andy

Yesterday I was the representative of the law. And today? The criminal element. A thief, a convict... radishes!

Do not believe when they say that wealth does not bring happiness.

- No, you fell asleep almost immediately. So you still want me to drive tonight? - he was indignant, and started buttoning his shirt, and took a step towards me.
I ran to look at his bare chest without a single hair, on the perfect press, at the slightly protruding bones of the pelvis, and lingered on the fabric of his pants, hiding the main part of the image, the thought, remembering some of the events of the night.
Okay, I think they deserved to sleep in my bed, involuntarily I smiled.

- Andy, are you always this obnoxious in the morning? - I could not resist, decanting a yawn in his fist.
- No, you. Only if I'm on the wall throw - he quipped, throwing on his shirt.
Well, I already apologized - a conciliatory tone I said, trying to remember where you've put clean linen after washing. This is an important point for some reason does not want to be remembered.

Awoke to the fact that someone licked my shoulder. Awake it seemed that the cat, although a little surprised that he breathes too loud and hard. Maybe I should get my animal to the vet, let them fly? Along came the idea that I have, in fact, no cat. Almost simultaneously, felt like my right breast gently squeezed the man's hand.
Reflexes woke up before I managed to open my eyes. A powerful air wave, slipped out of my hand, threw invaders aside with a force pripechatal it against the wall.
- Ay, for what?! came off the floor in a resentful tone that made me finally Wake up.

What? Katie first time a boy flirted, and I missed it?
Don't worry, I put her in an awkward position.
- Always gets you the most fun.

Why is she so loud like there's a whole army?
- Because I like the illusion of people around, but I don't like the look of them.
- And it's not too difficult?
- None at all.

- Andy, you're the third time in a week I spend the night with us, right?
- Us with Sara actually don't need to spend the night and evening we use to intimate process.
- Okay, but we still have to introduce some rules for these overnight stays. Okay?
- These rules will affect You and Dr. Blake?
- Uh, no! We're human and this is my home.
- Oh! Okay. Well, then I better get ready for work...
- Not very Aloha.
- Come on, the toaster because the friends don't come overnight? [uncertain sound]
- Sarah, what was it?
- Breakfast, Sheriff Carter accidentally fell in the garbage disposal!

Police work has nothing to do with what you see on TV. Mostly boring, walking around the Bush, drafting memos, writing reports - and hope for some "decoy duck".

When they write "Milk 2%", I don't even know what the other 98%.

I also have never been to a bachelor party. April and I were married at all suddenly. I even shower before the wedding could take. And after the wedding. Somewhere a week and a half.

- Look, I found all three differences!
Is actually two different pictures.

- That is all you did was stop drinking beer?
Yeah, I lost 50 pounds in a month.
- How much beer did you drink?
- Probably too much.

Right, next we have a photography-class assignment.
- "Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy". Easy. [relieves] Boom... a sad table. Boom... sad wall. It is an art. Anything can be anything. Sad floor.
- It does look sad... sort of. Sorry for stepping on you, floor.