TV series: Parks and recreation (Parks and Recreation)

And that in my Shoe? Footbed red carpet. And now, wherever I was, I go on the red carpet!

Usually, if the choice is between doing nothing and doing something, I will choose doing nothing.

- April and Andy are getting married!
Wow! Yes I have the filter is older than their relationship... Wait. I have to replace my filter?

I can't go because you don't want.

Now we have Ann and all is well. We broke for 30 hours. Our personal best is 47 hours. It was when she was out of town for two days and forgot that we were a couple.

- You're stuck on a desert island. What one thing would you take with you?
- Silence.

Hey, are you busy? Writing fanfiction for star Trek doesn't count.
Ha ha ha! I... finished last week. What happened?

To be here, I missed gay party in honor of Halloween. And you all know how it is fun? Last year I saw the Jonas brothers were clamped with three Robertmy Pattinson. That was awesome.

I am 100% sure that the 0 percent know what I'm gonna do.

It's OK that you're without a costume.
- I'm in costume. It's a costume of an ordinary person.

- Should I leave?
- Oh, you still here? Yes.

- Always separate your lights from your darks.
It's racism.

- Hey, Ron, you're not gonna kill the pig?
Don't worry, I have permission. (holds a sheet)
It says: "I can do what I want. Ron".

- Hello?
- Can I help you?
Hi! My class came here on a trip and I have to take someone's interview for a school project.
Okay. You can sit at the table and who ever is here and will appear.
And aren't you here now?
- No.