Character: April Ludgate

To be here, I missed gay party in honor of Halloween. And you all know how it is fun? Last year I saw the Jonas brothers were clamped with three Robertmy Pattinson. That was awesome.

April Ludgate is a professional drunkard.

- I'll win you a million Teddy bears.
- I want a billion bears!
- Well, it's a little unrealistic.

I think you should get rid of the first line. And the last one. And all the rest. And in General, turn on the microphone and just meow loudly for 8 minutes.

- You always know what to bring.
I always you're only coffee bring.
And this is my favorite non-alcoholic hot drink! Not counting the hot tea. And hot orange juice is unexpectedly tasty.

- My insides are dying. I don't know what to do. I need to quit.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'll just live under a bridge and tell people riddles before allowing them to pass.

- You will pass this test and become a COP. And if not, then I'll divorce you and marry another. And then cheat on him with you.
- Ohh, so cute.

- There are many things that I hate. But this does not apply to you. So I want to spend my life with you, is that cool?
- I want to be your whole life, every minute with you. And I'm the luckiest guy in the Galaxy.

- This is my boyfriend, Derek, his boyfriend, Ben.
Wait, do not understand. How is it?
- In terms of?
- Who is who?
- Derek blue. But with me he's straight, but for Ben it as blue, and Ben for Derek is also gay. And I hate Ben. Is not so difficult.
- Well, Yes. The thing about youth culture is I don't understand...

I hate to talk to people about things.

I don't want to do something. I want to do nothing.

I can't be here anymore. The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. There's a brook, gurgling non-stop!

I don't know what to do.
- I also.
You gave me such good advice. Baby, I love you.
- Please.

- Describe your ideal man.
- He's dark and mysterious... and he can sing... he plays the organ.
I think you just described the phantom of the Opera.