Character: Andy Dwyer

- Always separate your lights from your darks.
It's racism.

- I'll win you a million Teddy bears.
- I want a billion bears!
- Well, it's a little unrealistic.

- You always know what to bring.
I always you're only coffee bring.
And this is my favorite non-alcoholic hot drink! Not counting the hot tea. And hot orange juice is unexpectedly tasty.

- You will pass this test and become a COP. And if not, then I'll divorce you and marry another. And then cheat on him with you.
- Ohh, so cute.

- There are many things that I hate. But this does not apply to you. So I want to spend my life with you, is that cool?
- I want to be your whole life, every minute with you. And I'm the luckiest guy in the Galaxy.

- The monitor is not a toy, Andy.
Anything is a toy if you play with it.

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing at the top, and it says you might have problems connecting.

- Okay. You should always separate white from black.
It's racism.

Just remember, every time you look at the moon, I'm also going to look at the moon. Not the same moon, of course, it's impossible.

I don't know what to do.
- I also.
You gave me such good advice. Baby, I love you.
- Please.