Character: Leslie Knope

- You're not from here, right?
- No, I'm from South Carolina.
- But where did you move to South Carolina?
- From the womb of my mother.

You need to always remember what is truly important in our lives: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn't matter. But work is third.

If you want to bake pies, that's fine. If you want to build a career, it's great too. Do both or neither. It doesn't matter. Don't judge what I decided to do the other person.

- Oh, my God, baby. Today, "Game of thrones". The season finale. Khaleesi is marrying Jack Sparrow. God, this show completely flew off the rails.
All very logical, if you read the book.

I could retire. Of course, I'm not going to do that. I'll work up to a hundred years, and then just reduce their workweek to four days. God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.

- It turns out That we have a master gardener, so he knows all the scientific names. For example, what kind of plant is it, Tom?
Well, it is, of course, tomatoes. They Souljaboy Tellem. (When Leslie asks me the Latin names of our plants I just give her the names of rappers).
- And those, over there?
- Those are some diddies. And there we have a few Bouncers end and harmoniums right here.
- Grow great!
- There are Ludacris germinate just fine.

- This is my boyfriend, Derek, his boyfriend, Ben.
Wait, do not understand. How is it?
- In terms of?
- Who is who?
- Derek blue. But with me he's straight, but for Ben it as blue, and Ben for Derek is also gay. And I hate Ben. Is not so difficult.
- Well, Yes. The thing about youth culture is I don't understand...

Every great society has always supported artistic expression. The Romans...
- Perverts.
- ... The Greeks...
Blue perverts.
-- The great European nation.
- The Europeans!

I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

- You think I'm annoying?
Leslie, sometimes you're kind of annoying. I mean, I thought that was your thing.
- My thing? My thing is not to be annoying. My thing is bracelets as a sign of friendship, dancing like no one is watching and thinking up really cool nicknames for my friends.

- Why are we here?
- I just thought you needed some fresh air, even despite the fact that here is filled with the foul stench of European socialism.

- You forced me to watch all eight movies about Harry Potter. I never liked Harry Potter!
- This can not be! You love Harry Potter! You watched all eight movies!

You're right, I know. I have to grow up. But it's so hard!

- Jerry, you again used the permanent marker?
I'm sorry, guys. I...
- Well, forget it. Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born.