Character: Joe Tyler

Well, you managed to see your future. When it happens to you - call. Adios, Machakos.

- I was a successful lawyer and I had everything that only it is possible to have: big house, cool car, beautiful girlfriend. The bride, rather.
Yeah, that sounds disappointing, it is clear why you dumped her.
But, one day, I was assigned a super important thing - the protection of one road contractor, the shorter Mafioso.
- Oh, and how did you know?
- I have a flair for these types. And then, he said he was from the mafia. And suddenly I realized what have I become - an unscrupulous lawyer, is a classic character and then I just spat and left.
- I understand you.
- But, do not understand the beautiful bride. She took off when the money ran out.

Is you, the Americans, missing two minutes in the shower. And I without a bath can't.
- If we were natives it would be easier - we would not have washed.

I think we need to find a hotel.
Why? We are well going you said - there are still three hours.
- Yes, but I do know that those who climb on a ranch in the middle of the night, something will happen. First, you step in cow shit. Secondly, you get shot.
- Can't we find a hotel?

- How many pounds you want to lose?
Oh, I wouldn't like to talk about the money.

Yes, I'll come kill this bastard! And you, a donut, turn your back and don't listen.

- Don't touch my car, so I'll give it to you! Bummer!
- It seems to me that you're nihilists.
- You meant to say "masochist". He's potty. [gangsters begin to beat Joe] whoa, Whoa! You have the diaper exploded.

- You've been served divorce papers.
- Divorce? Apparently, you're another Sarah Moore.
- All say that.
But, I have a happy marriage.
No.

Santa needs to give gifts, and not to select them.

- I spent the whole day chasing her around town all the eggs froze.
- Oh yeah, the whole city heard them ringing.

- And you, creatures of outlandish, have you seen Sarah Moore?
- Go away!!!
- You wrapped too tight, lady.

The job I have is shit. No pros, some troubles.

My name is bond! ... Barry Bond!..

Look, we have somehow failed the conversation went, Mr. gangster!