Character: Coach

Today is your first match. You the center of attention all friends, parents. And you will not let them down. And your focus should be the game take to the pitch in a single entity, and doing what I studied. This is football, you win either you or the opponent. Notice I did not say that one of you will lose, I say you win either you or the opponent. Never mind the word "failure" forget it, you this word does not exist. There is the word "victory" once and for all. And you will do everything so that this word was fixed for you. I believe in you, believe in you, your fans, and you will not fail us, because you are the best!

You asked, helped or prevented me for the fact that my team was training my son?... You were mistaken... In my team trained 24 of my son.

The best method to control anger is to control your body.

Karate for us is not jaw breaking in the doorways. For us, karate is the pursuit of justice, goodness, truth.

At most, you would achieve will be crippled useless.
- I'm so useless, small loss!

- How many pounds you want to lose?
Oh, I wouldn't like to talk about the money.

I want in my life you played exactly the same as it is today. So when you hear the final siren - you may not regret it.

- I last week, in the stairwell, the Elevator broke!
- It is also a good thing, right?
- Of course! People now walk, be healthier! I still say thank you!

- Where Tamik?
- Tamik... he's... standing in a traffic jam, then got sick went to the hospital, he called and said that his dog died, and now he's stuck in the Elevator.
- Yes? Well.
- What I all just said?!... Tomorrow I'm going to say?!

If all pay, the money can end.

When you are not at risk, you do not stand a penny.

- Who are you?
You.
- No, not me, you.
- You, you?
- Just answer the damn questions. Who are you?
- I already said! Who are you?
- Are you deaf?
- No, you're blind!
- I'm not blind, you're blind!
- That's what I said!
- You said what?
- I said "what" I said "you".
- This is me asking you!
- And you say...
- Shut up! You..
Yes.
- Not you, he... what's the name?
- J.
- Yes, you!
- I-I.
- He - I, I - You.

We always swim at dawn..
- I always fake orgasms, but it's wrong!