TV show: Give youth!



I'm the father?! Kapets!
- Yes, The Head. You again brought your angel-fuse, e may. I guess you flew from Nataha!
- Rusty, shut up, and. I have actually a condom was.
- You th, stupid, or what? With the Coordinates a little. With the Coordinates it is generally desirable not to engage in sex, th may.
Give youth! Head Rusty
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- All Head. Ran out of youth, I will soon become a mother.
- No, not mom... a Mammoth!
Quote Explanation: Sketch "Head - father".
Give youth! Rusty Nataha
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- ... Wait, Rusty. Where's your "cents" that your stepfather gave?
- Yes, it is, in short, was dead.
- Yes?! And why are you not fixing it?
Yeah I was fixing. Therefore, dead.
Give youth! Head Rusty
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In life really is harder than in the movies.
Give youth! Andrew Riabchenko
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- As our coach says: "Seven times measure, and then brag".
- Yes?
Yes.
I just already nine times measured, it is possible to brag about?
Give youth! Radik Tamik
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- I last week, in the stairwell, the Elevator broke!
- It is also a good thing, right?
- Of course! People now walk, be healthier! I still say thank you!
Give youth! Coach Radik
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As our coach says: "Force is - mind is not fit."
Give youth! Radik
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- Where were you last night?
- Slept.
- Who can confirm?
- Angelina Jolie.
Who!?
- Well, I dreamed of her, she will ask.
Give youth! police Radik
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- Where Tamik?
- Tamik... he's... standing in a traffic jam, then got sick went to the hospital, he called and said that his dog died, and now he's stuck in the Elevator.
- Yes? Well.
- What I all just said?!... Tomorrow I'm going to say?!
Give youth! Coach Radik
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As our coach: "Clever uphill will not go, clever mountain in a taxi ride".
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As our coach after the wedding night: "no harm in Trying, we will look for a approach".
Give youth!
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- You heard our coach for us harnessed?
Yes...
I swear to you, I'm more from him not going anywhere.
Even for a million dollars, huh?
- The money doesn't matter.
- You're gorgeous, look! Then I'm the debt will not return, okay? Okay, let's go to train!
- Uh, hear is a million dollars not matter, and three hundred rubles have!
Give youth! Radik Tamik
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If all pay, the money can end.
Give youth! Coach
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A well - respected rector, teen, brother, I beg You, because I am drawn to knowledge, don't expel me, please, possible candidate of Sciences, and I in turn undertake to reconsider its neglect of such a distinguished University.
- Exactly!
- Like you said, say again?
- Bro, I will not repeat this...
Give youth! Radik Tamik
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- Mash, I have one serious question... are You here, when we were making love, pretending?
- No, not at all... I really slept.
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