Character: Sarah Moore



I feel great until I'm asked if everything is okay.
№ 407380   Added MegaMozg 24-11-2020 / 03:03
- I caught the pant leg.
- Okay... so... [tears around the leg and loose leg]
- What are you doing? I asked to help me, not undress me.
Oh, sorry. I didn't catch. Because of the roar of the machine, ready to cut you to pieces... let's Go.
- By the way, if you haven't noticed, I'm only half of the pants.
- I notice that. I think you look great. You have beautiful legs.
- I will not go without clothes. Pick me something out of those bags. Please.
- No, not from here. Out. It does not want. Okay. She will look.
Quote Explanation: Sarah a ride with Joe through the chute for baggage, tore his pants and asked him to dig and find a replacement of pants in the bags of other passengers, passed the Luggage to the airport.
№ 314435   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2018 / 06:04
Yes, tight pants and big Boobs - discourage any mind.
№ 281315   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:19
- I was a successful lawyer and I had everything that only it is possible to have: big house, cool car, beautiful girlfriend. The bride, rather.
Yeah, that sounds disappointing, it is clear why you dumped her.
But, one day, I was assigned a super important thing - the protection of one road contractor, the shorter Mafioso.
- Oh, and how did you know?
- I have a flair for these types. And then, he said he was from the mafia. And suddenly I realized what have I become - an unscrupulous lawyer, is a classic character and then I just spat and left.
- I understand you.
- But, do not understand the beautiful bride. She took off when the money ran out.
№ 281313   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:19
Is you, the Americans, missing two minutes in the shower. And I without a bath can't.
- If we were natives it would be easier - we would not have washed.
№ 281312   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:18
I think we need to find a hotel.
Why? We are well going you said - there are still three hours.
- Yes, but I do know that those who climb on a ranch in the middle of the night, something will happen. First, you step in cow shit. Secondly, you get shot.
- Can't we find a hotel?
№ 281311   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:18
- You've been served divorce papers.
- Divorce? Apparently, you're another Sarah Moore.
- All say that.
But, I have a happy marriage.
No.
№ 281307   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:18
- Have you no heart? You never feel no sympathy?
- Well, I feel sorry for the little downtrodden dogs, but certainly not prudent heifers with silicone.
- With silicone!? So, first I have all natural, and second, no calculation was not. I have been patient and prudent Chicks don't do that.
№ 262334   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:23
- Hey, Hey! I have another question: how could he do that?.. You are not tired to pretend to be asleep?
Actually, I pretended to be dead, but did you stop it?
№ 262207   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:19
- When the situation is considered to be controlled?
- When the agent is already at home.
№ 187215   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:25