Rule Guitarist (№ 17608)

1) always blame the drummer!
2) Guitarist frontman forever, whatever
"nice" was not the singer!
3) the Guitarist doesn't screw up, he eksperementiruet scale.
4) If the guitarist screws up, see point 1!
5) During the concert, a guitarist plays his own material and he is deeply do not care that
"Bob wants Murka" and "Masya Dima Bilan"
6) the guitarist!! ALWAYS!! configured tool (if it is not punk guitarist). So if you have something with their ears, do not figure to show off with cries like: "tune up".
7) the Guitarist doesn't drink, a guitarist dressed.
8) the Guitarist not to show off on stage, the guitarist gets the crowd.
9) Guitarist!! ABSOLUTELY!! Nevermind that you finished 20 music schools and 100 colleges
and 500 conservatories and you: "In that place would have done so".