Terry Pratchett. Eric (№ 177122)

The few travelers who returned from the country alive, left to his followers a number of valuable suggestions, such as: a) if possible, avoid hanging down of the vines, one end of which has a beady eyes and forked tongue; b) not take in hands a striped black and orange vines that jerk, are you on the road because on the other end to them very often hitched a tiger; and b) better in this country do not climb.