Promise - not to marry (He's Just Not That Into You) (№ 209151)

- I used to think that I never threw.
Yeah, but we checked the facts and realized with a friend - we were both dumped by every man we met.
- Yes, all of them.
- Yes!
They just, they do it all so cleverly, so insidiously, that you think it was your idea!
- Yes, Yes, Yes, you know, sit yourself and think: "Oh, Oh, Oh, I'm just doing it! But wait, why am I lonely?"
- Why am I unhappy? Where did the ten pounds? They have us brain washed! You know, right? Prepare the soil.
- Yes, they always know what to say!
- Yeah, like: "I don't want to disturb you".
Or... "You are perfect, where can I reach you?"
Yeah. "The main thing is to make you happy".
"I don't deserve you, honey" is my favorite.
Really? And I know what: "I'm so jealous of the guy who'll marry you". It could be you! I kind of counted on it.
And my advice to you, as soon as you hear it, you run to the store, buy a pizza and ice cream because you threw!