Absalom Underwater. Some thoughts (№ 224566)

Hodja Nasreddin's neighbor came.
- Explain to me specifically - he said, - what has been the Agency of man in relation to the external world?
Imagine I go to the market, ' said Hodge. - My will is that I sit on his ass and beat his heels on the sides. And my freedom, if he obstinate, is that you go, dragging him by the bridle.