Yuri Nikulin. Almost seriously (№ 225005)

Although the tree parents I was not satisfied, but in Santa Claus coming to children for the holidays, I believed. And before the New Year are always exposed shoes, knowing that Santa Claus always puts in them a toy or something tasty. It happened that several days in a row I have used the boots, and Santa Claus is always something left. But one January morning I went to the Shoe, and lying there wrapped in a sheet of paper a piece of black bread, sprinkled with sugar.
- Yes, Santa Claus was stunned, what? - I asked loudly, angrily and with bitterness (from parents, it turns out, just ran out of money, and they couldn't buy).