Author of quotes: Yuri Nikulin

I really liked the circus so memorable clowns that wanted as many children, in that whatever was to become a clown.

Although the tree parents I was not satisfied, but in Santa Claus coming to children for the holidays, I believed. And before the New Year are always exposed shoes, knowing that Santa Claus always puts in them a toy or something tasty. It happened that several days in a row I have used the boots, and Santa Claus is always something left. But one January morning I went to the Shoe, and lying there wrapped in a sheet of paper a piece of black bread, sprinkled with sugar.
- Yes, Santa Claus was stunned, what? - I asked loudly, angrily and with bitterness (from parents, it turns out, just ran out of money, and they couldn't buy).

I remember the stories of veterans of the circus about how early it was considered a good omen if the opening of the first cash bought a ticket man. It was considered if the first ticket sell to a woman, things go bad. So the cashier had given strict orders to wait for the approach of men and only him to sell the first ticket.

More I get to the arena. Still could work, but, as said Leonid Utesov, it is better to leave the stage three years early than one day late.

Today I was told that once a famous clown Bob O'connor, is able to make the audience pokachivaetsya in the circus of laughter, suffering in the life of hypochondria. He was treated by a neurologist. He had prescribed rubbing with cold water, gave a number of tips, and in conclusion said:
- Go to divert the circus, where is a funny clown Bob O'connor, and we're sure you cheer up.
- Bob O'connor - I - sadly replied the artist.

I can't outrun complained Vitsin. Let Morgunov runs slower.
Why do you run so fast? I asked Morgunova.
And me, - he said grimly, - the stomach carries forward.

Hear the laughter - joy. To cause laughter, makes me so proud.

Artist Evgeny Lebedev told us that the children's performances he often had to play the role of Baba Yaga. One day his six year old son asked:
- Dad, why do you always speak in Baba Yaga? Can't you for once to be a Maiden?

- Now we will pass a big wall and you will see the area where all stopped drinking and Smoking.
We perked up. Rushed to the Windows of the bus. Over the wall, and we saw a huge city cemetery.

Remove ordinary hat, the extraordinary head!

Sometimes something will postpone for tomorrow and was horrified to think, and tomorrow - it's almost a few hours!