Kitten named woof (№ 229534)

- Are you going to lunch?
- No, I can't eat, because I haven't had Breakfast yet.
- Do you want that sausage we eat?
I want it! Only, how we will share?
- Very simple! Here's the beginning of the sausage, then the end, and here is the middle! I'll eat a sausage from the beginning, and you at the end.
- No, better I start and you end.
- Meet me in the middle. One, two, three. [eat sausage] Hmm. Something we very quickly met... are you sure that the middle of the sausage was in this place?
- It doesn't matter. Still no other places have sausages left...