Cartoon: Kitten named woof

- Is it falling?

And yet, it is delicious ... Luna! I licked her. And that's why it exists!

Here it is - the roof ... How much was here ... Both happiness and sadness, hopes and disappointments ... My youth passed here.

- Are you going to lunch?
- No, I can't eat, because I haven't had Breakfast yet.
- Do you want that sausage we eat?
I want it! Only, how we will share?
- Very simple! Here's the beginning of the sausage, then the end, and here is the middle! I'll eat a sausage from the beginning, and you at the end.
- No, better I start and you end.
- Meet me in the middle. One, two, three. [eat sausage] Hmm. Something we very quickly met... are you sure that the middle of the sausage was in this place?
- It doesn't matter. Still no other places have sausages left...

Don't go there you're in trouble.
- Why not go there? They're waiting for you!

This apparent reflection of the apparent of the moon.

- When I grow up, I will also bring a muzzle.
Why?
- I don't bite.
- But you don't bite!
- What if I want to?

Well, my friend, made sure that the yard you were expecting trouble?
- No. Not convinced. I looked and looked.. almost found! But my dog chased away.

- What's your name?
Wow
- What do you?
Wow
Wow?!
- Woof, Woof
- Woof, Woof?! Are you still teasing me?!

But trouble is nowhere.

- Who are you talking to?
With her.
- Heh-heh-heh. It's your own shadow. She does not know how to talk.
Can - not. But she understands everything.

That's my name - Kotenok GAV.

- You know what, let's go down to fear.
- You know here the storm is not heard, so afraid of not interested. I better go and again afraid in the attic.

What kind of a name? The kitten should be a different name. For Example, The Fuzz. Or Purrrrrty.