John's Malani: New in town (John Mulaney: New in Town) (№ 232901)

My girlfriend is Jewish. And I chose her specifically. It sounded creepy but I mean like I got her. I'm not Jewish, but I've always liked the Jews. I really like it. And I really like to date a Jewish girl. Because, in my opinion, most problems in relationships arise from the fact that men don't know what women think. With the Jew you don't need to guess, she'll tell you herself.