Whitney Cummings: I love you (Whitney Cummings: I Love You) (№ 232908)

For me "love" is to be willing to die for someone you yourself want to kill. This is highly confusing. For example, if someone breaking into my house and pointing the gun at the man I love, I will close it by themselves. I scream: "No! Wait! I can do that! Dude, I beg you!"