Fazil Iskander. A dream about God and the Devil (№ 252256)

In one cafe a feisty drunk stuck to a quiet alcoholic, that he drank. But the alcoholic does not want him to drink, he embarrassed him.
Why?
Because man is a disgrace to the occupation of the alcoholic. A real alcoholic is prone to the system, and the drunkard there is no system. Chaste protest the alcoholic abyss of humor.