Character: The devil

- Well, how do you feel about the team? - suddenly asked the devil.
Bad. The team does not blush. People red one. Every team puts the idea to the level of the most stupid.
- Why do people tend to gather in the team?
- Not to blush. They crave to be freed from the burden of his conscience and transfer it to the leader.

- You said that the mark of your existence on the Earth, - said the devil.
Yes. Is the conscience. No earthly reason not to explain.

- You say: love, love! - and the biggest man's passion - a passion for retribution. The man, humiliated by a vile villain, wants more than anything is about the sweetness of revenge, and he doesn't care about your teaching about love!
- Retribution is a bloody forgiveness of evil. But evil cannot be forgiven, but you cannot retaliate. However, for a reasonable person there is a way out of the impasse. It needs to wrap the passion of vengeance for his life, and he could see clearly that he was not always fair, he has to deal with their sins, and it turns out that the meanness of his humiliating the bastard opened his eyes to his own weaknesses.
- It turns out that the villain is completely justified! He was even helpful! - joyfully exclaimed the devil.
- Never! 'boomed the God. The introduction of the meanness tempered with repentance needs to burn from his mind the meanness! Otherwise, I'll take him on. And I have so yelled in hell, in heaven will hear it and tremble!
But, let's say, ' continued the devil, the man who made meanness, repented, and suitable to the person, whom he did meanness. What's he supposed to say?
- Do not take revenge, but also will not forgive you, ' replied the God.

- If you're so eager to have people believe in you, why don't you give an accurate sign of its existence?
- Then they will come to me for profit or out of fear. But such a violent faith gives nothing to man. And they will ruin my design. They will come to me without the mental work that is joyful voluntariness will lead them to me.

- Man sins, he continued the devil, because gleaning sweetness. All his sins away!
When he will realize, albeit sometimes bitter, the sweetness of thought, he was restricted to the sweetness of the watermelon, - God answered quietly.
- People will not limit themselves to the sweetness of watermelon! - cried the devil. - Never! That's why your plan is doomed! Man loves women, power, wealth! Even cheating he sweet! People amorous, rather, flipchip, and you can't help it!
- That'll pursue it from you, and everything will be different, ' said the God, - but he has to do it himself.
- Nothing above the sweet shiver of seduction. - cried the devil. - Oh, if only your teaching have caused a sweet shiver of seduction. All the people, and I, along with everyone rushed for you!
- You're crazy! - increase the voice of God. - It's like listening to the music of Bach in a public house!
Why not listen to the music of Bach in a public house? Where's the equality? - boldly asked the devil.
Rhythms do not match! snapped God. And enough about that! Temptation - the power of love is in the claws of the devil. For love there is no temptation. Therefore, my teaching is based on love.

In one cafe a feisty drunk stuck to a quiet alcoholic, that he drank. But the alcoholic does not want him to drink, he embarrassed him.
Why?
Because man is a disgrace to the occupation of the alcoholic. A real alcoholic is prone to the system, and the drunkard there is no system. Chaste protest the alcoholic abyss of humor.

- Then tell, what is courage? - asked the devil.
- Courage never to give in to your temptations, and God said.
- Yes, sensitivity will not refuse you, said the devil. Means, femininity to succumb to my temptations?
- No, - answered the God, - symbol of femininity - is the hand, surrounds the child. And everything that makes a woman must be to wrap, but if there is nothing to wrap, to wrap up oneself.

- Can you then tell me, where did I? - asked the devil.
- I wanted to understand, - sighed God, can the mind itself to develop a conscience. I put in you only a spark of intelligence. But it has not developed a conscience. It turns out that the mind itself, not washed conscience becomes malignant. So there you are. You're a bad project man.
- I unsuccessful project person?! - outraged the devil. Is a person unsuccessful project of the devil!

- Russia - my pain. She lost the will to live.
Why?
- Because Russians think that Lenin thinks for them in the mausoleum, - with bitter irony God answered.
- Why do they think so?
They think so because I don't want to think. Not to think is a sin. So they wander like mad nomad is a Mirage of non-existent herds. It would be time to take root, to settle down... Need to shake Russia hope!

My weakness is that I, eventually, could not periodicity person. All records for him!

- How do you feel about repentance?
- This is very serious. Any sinner should be given a chance to redeem yourself. But I know that many people confess to sin with refreshed forces. By the way, about the hell people are imagining all sorts of terrible tales. But actually even scarier. Hell is the place where the person reveals with all clarity the futility of his sinful life. But this person is deprived of the right to repentance. He is experiencing eternal torment.

Can enlighten you on his account. He is the biggest loser of all. Just made a good publicity. If everything went smoothly - it was his will. If not - he moves in mysterious ways. Take this press release titled "Bible". Are you there looking for answers. And what do you find? Anything can happen.

- Describe the situation occurring.
- Ah... It's Horrible... Traumatic...
- Specifically, please.
- ... I... died.

Someone else's good is not for the future to those who failed to lay his hands on.