Jim Gaffigan: The Possession (Jim Gaffigan: Obsessed) (№ 252927)

We have so many bath gels and oils, although this is just soap with different names. This is the soap for hair. This soap is for the body. This facial scrub. That is, soap with sand. <...> And now write on the gels? "Energy and daring". Too lazy to pick up confusing the adjective even with a drop of sense. But it doesn't even matter what it says on the bottles. This is a Scam. When it comes to purity, we believe in anything. "Wow, face scrub avocado! And what else? And only $ 50. Strange, today I bought an avocado for 99 cents... But it's probably a good shampoo. French! And they are well-known chistyuli".
But the fact is that we just don't want to stink. You know, sometimes, smell themselves: "Oh my God, you... to smell again. Directly it is impossible to resist. As it fascinates me..."