TV show: Jim Gaffigan: The Possession (Jim Gaffigan: Obsessed)

We have so many bath gels and oils, although this is just soap with different names. This is the soap for hair. This soap is for the body. This facial scrub. That is, soap with sand. <...> And now write on the gels? "Energy and daring". Too lazy to pick up confusing the adjective even with a drop of sense. But it doesn't even matter what it says on the bottles. This is a Scam. When it comes to purity, we believe in anything. "Wow, face scrub avocado! And what else? And only $ 50. Strange, today I bought an avocado for 99 cents... But it's probably a good shampoo. French! And they are well-known chistyuli".
But the fact is that we just don't want to stink. You know, sometimes, smell themselves: "Oh my God, you... to smell again. Directly it is impossible to resist. As it fascinates me..."

We don't like to think about what we eat. I love hot dogs. But hot dogs can't eat on the street. Because there's always one friend who will say, "you know what they are doing?" And I'm not interested. Because hot dogs - as strippers: nobody is interested in their biography.

I'm sure most of you were in the shower. Although there are a couple of weirdos who took a bath. Bath? How much do you have free time? Are you resting from the reign of Ancient Egypt? "I have no job and will never do, so I just lie in a puddle of your own filth. Lepota! Probably, we will have to take a shower".
I was taking a bath. It's always think that'll relax now. But then you realize: "Oh, this is boring...Now I understand why so many people himself in the bath killed him."

I understand that a wedding is an important event, for which you spend a lot of money, so the bride felt like a Princess. And she married the Prince and they lived happily ever after. Because magic exists. And we're crazy. A wedding is really a crazy thing. What do people think? "Well, we love each other. Let's pretend that we have his Kingdom. Invite friends of your parents and my parents ' friends and have a Banquet. And two kingdoms will unite. We'll begin married life with the tale. And then we're going to no doubt leave." It's weird. Originally the wedding was rude medieval ceremonies, which women, daughters, passed as property. But over the centuries things got worse. Why people cry at weddings.