Very bad mommy (Bad Moms) (№ 268123)

It was a wildly bad day. I was covered in bruises, in burns; I am humbled; I ruined my daughter first training day; I was digging through crap son to find the eraser; and our poor dog vertigo. I mean, did you know that dogs is vertigo? At work, terrible obstruction, and my boss is a fucking moron, and... three hours ago I might have fled the scene of the accident.