Movie: Very bad mommy (Bad Moms)

Remember I said to save the marriage? It does not concern you.

- Oh, look! Free soap!
- No, do not take it. And no, it's a good soap. Take it, take it.

- This is simply outrageous.
- Yes! But on the other hand, she left a lot of dough, so I think I will be wasted!

Today the meeting will discuss the upcoming election in two hours. I'll see you there?
- Not-e-et.

- What were you doing last night?
Nothing. But perhaps we need to find a new supermarket.

I banged VIN Diesel when he was here shooting "the fast and the furious 6".
- You fucked VIN Diesel?
Yeah.
Vincent Diesel?
- Maybe it wasn't VIN Diesel, but I sure fucked the bald guy.

Hey, I know you! You're that chick that always picks up my child from school when I forget or don't want.

It was a wildly bad day. I was covered in bruises, in burns; I am humbled; I ruined my daughter first training day; I was digging through crap son to find the eraser; and our poor dog vertigo. I mean, did you know that dogs is vertigo? At work, terrible obstruction, and my boss is a fucking moron, and... three hours ago I might have fled the scene of the accident.

- Get off the scene of the accident?
- No. Nothing.

- Baby, I'm struggling.
- Yes, and this is even sadder!

- God, it is necessary to train! That's why you gave me a dessert? It must've hate me?!
- Uh-PE-net...

You don't even know what it costs to get into the Ivy League! They even Asians refuse!
- It's a little racist, but...

- Done: this bee.
- This bee was fantastic.
- Vicky, you're a parrot.

"Little children are my favorite! - especially loud, and then quietly adds: "Now they hate me..."