Stand Up (№ 268267)

It's funny that every time I say on TV that he took an apartment in the mortgage, me every time my mother called and said, "Son, why are you all saying that bought an apartment? People will think you're rich. You'll be robbed!" I thought, as a rich man with a mortgage... <...> I Have nothing to steal at home, you know? I will carry the money every month to the Bank. The maximum that I can steal home is a contract of mortgage lending. I would be very happy if it was stolen.