mortgage [Theme]

Know what a mortgage is? It is a blend of racetrack and discos. That is the case as risky as the first and as dark as the second.

My buddy bought the apartment, he was saving, it seems to me, all my life. Of nurse got out and immediately began to accumulate. Says: "Taken! A mortgage of my own. 24 square meters". Forty-eight years! <...> 24 square meters - this is fucking house of uncle pumpkin! There are put you and your loan agreement. And that's all! Bought a bed, a sofa 12. Undressed - 11 squares. A woman brought, and he left because not fit!

"You should get married," said a man with two kids, a mortgage for 20 years and a salary of 25 thousand

You with my mom is difficult to get along together in one kitchen. So I decided that we needed to get a mortgage and buy an apartment. We ourselves will never be like this!
And let's not be hasty. You need to think carefully, weigh all the "pros" and "cons". Do you even know what the overpayment on the mortgage? Take one apartment, pay for three. Why do we need a divorce? It is better money to the Gypsies to carry!

It's funny that every time I say on TV that he took an apartment in the mortgage, me every time my mother called and said, "Son, why are you all saying that bought an apartment? People will think you're rich. You'll be robbed!" I thought, as a rich man with a mortgage... <...> I Have nothing to steal at home, you know? I will carry the money every month to the Bank. The maximum that I can steal home is a contract of mortgage lending. I would be very happy if it was stolen.

Today, if the doctor says you need to remove a kidney, you don't know whether you so bad, or the doctor need to pay for the mortgage.
While we live in a monetary system, society will increasingly fascist.

Hesitate going to the pharmacy:
Girl, let me...
Well, those who came up with the mortgage!

A person who has two apartments in the mortgage loans to three banks and bought a car on installments, the line of life ends in the coccyx.

Father Theodore built a Church in the mortgage and lost faith.

With cries of, "Lucky you, you bastards!" 153-year-old pensioner made the last payment for a mortgage.

With a woman will understand, and with the mortgage dick.