Author of quotes: Stas Starovoitov
Fun to understand wine when you drink expensive wine, but if you drink wine from a box, you don't know, bro, also, what it's worth. Seen these people who buy wine in boxes? They have the same level, no change, small change, clearly, follows the path of wine from the box to the iron money! Boxed wine is such scum. It is either for alcoholics or for students was because it is like a bursting pomegranate. Pair of glasses just spreads any legs apart. Even the most fundamental, that tomorrow was going to take strength of materials, they were not going anywhere anymore.
Wine from packages, boxes, and a tap... Even the wine was realized that it is disgusting, because it was the first wine, which was the alias Isabella. The hooker name ever. Isabella with a tap. Some first transgender among wine. So the behavior of pure Krasnodar provincial Cabernet, but in my heart Isabella. "And sell themselves so cheap, because need money to remove the tap!"
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MegaMozg 03-09-2019 / 00:16
Your inner voice is the most unprincipled scum in the world. Agree with him a piece of cake. He is with you in the morning: "Stsan today throw thump!" You say, "how about tomorrow?" "And come tomorrow!" He would not insist. He lives on pure creativity. The idea of bring - you have to decide for himself.
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MegaMozg 03-09-2019 / 00:14
Family people are the most happy because their dreams have narrowed. Tunnel vision. No bother: who I am in life, what my life plans, my goals... There are two dreams: sdrisnut to work, sdrisnut work - everything! Two dreams that are implemented every day throughout life.
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MegaMozg 03-09-2019 / 00:12
I believe that if you need a coach for life, growth, a life coach, elementar - marry, please. These lectures will be held, ohreneesh just! Every day, podpiska free for life! Just came, pressed her ass to the sofa - then the Lecturer goes:
- Valery! Why are you here?
- I mean, it's none of my business!
- Wrong answer, Valery! To make me happy! Why aren't you at work?
- I only with it came!
- You say the words of a loser, you lose! Now I'll tell you what effectiveness. Attention to the screen. There is no home screen, Valery! Took his ass in hand, I went to work!
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MegaMozg 03-09-2019 / 00:10
The pharmaceutical industry is now actively developing, we are constantly told that we are sick and that you pills to fix it. I went to the pharmacy and they tell me: "Try our new vitamins!" Try? This medicine, not lasagna! I mean, try?
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MegaMozg 24-09-2018 / 21:06
In fact, our parents had the time, maybe boring, maybe, kind of monotonous, but we now have a nervous time. Because now people are seriously talking about their mental problems. A bunch of all have some psychological problems, panic attacks. Now even a little bit fashionable to be a "thingy" a little bit. Like: "This is not a disease but a feature. I have bipolar disorder". I have no attic whistles, I just write sad songs, something like Zemfira. The artist I am."
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MegaMozg 24-09-2018 / 21:05
My buddy bought the apartment, he was saving, it seems to me, all my life. Of nurse got out and immediately began to accumulate. Says: "Taken! A mortgage of my own. 24 square meters". Forty-eight years! <...> 24 square meters - this is fucking house of uncle pumpkin! There are put you and your loan agreement. And that's all! Bought a bed, a sofa 12. Undressed - 11 squares. A woman brought, and he left because not fit!
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MegaMozg 24-09-2018 / 21:04
"Moscow is expanding..." Where this crap is expanding all the time explain to me? It seems to me, therefore, in Europe Russophobia, because Moscow is expanding. Soon just bring, expands! Poland just go to Moscow and will Polish administrative district, and the metro station "Prague" will be directly in Prague!
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MegaMozg 24-09-2018 / 21:03
We have Stalin is a tyrant, he killed people, but it is named after the place where people want to live - "Stalinka". I wonder: in Berlin there is a "hitlerowcy"? So you're like, "I'm in Berlin took hitlerowcy". You say: but as you have gas to include? "Yes, he is included, don't worry!"
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MegaMozg 24-09-2018 / 21:02
I know these stalls? In each area there are stalls, in which all of his such a huge bolt that were demolished by the mayor, and they did not should communicate, because it is pretended that they are flat. There are stalls that when you see a digger, they immediately imitate the stop. "We've got 56 route..." There are larechki cute, where, after eleven begins with a movement and reached out where people with dark bags.
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MegaMozg 20-11-2017 / 22:09
I recently realized that I was a little teach the child to hate humanity a little bit. How a glass of red wine in the evenings, so sotik my father's hatred. All parents teach some good feelings. No one teaches children to feel hatred. All say: the Pussycat should be ironed, dog love. I said, "Yes, kitty, need to stroke a dog to love, but the aunt with the fat ass in tights that are ahead of us in the queue climbed to her concrete slab fell on his leg!" This is also a relationship with the world.
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MegaMozg 20-11-2017 / 22:08
People became incredibly serious. Humorous event at any time you can hear "That's not true!" Fuck no, that's not true, it's a humorous event. Yelling at a humorous event "Is not true" - this is how to come to a strip bar and shout out "She loves me not!"
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MegaMozg 20-11-2017 / 22:07
Before, I think mankind was calmer, because before the problem of uncontrolled anger decided what was public execution. There's just shredded man, we sausage in Olivier thicker cut than there. People throughout the city had children, watched and thought, "Well, thank God, well and good. And angry don't..."
And there was a powerful penalty, of course. There if someone is hanged, people were like, "why is today hanging? Yesterday man birches torn and hung today. The executioner is not the same. To execute the executioner!"
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MegaMozg 20-11-2017 / 22:06
Hatred is a purely human feeling. Nowhere in nature does not exist. A lion kills a Zebra, because he wants to eat, not because she had vybeshivaet there went his stripes on the ass.
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MegaMozg 20-11-2017 / 22:05
What a strange expression "uncontrolled anger"! Anger should not be controlled, this feature of anger. It is an emotion, not a urination. You say: "You can't control the anger, something is wrong!" With me everything is in order. Not so with a man who can control his anger. The one that says: "Guys, if things go well, after fifteen minutes I'm going to explode!" This is terrible people.
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MegaMozg 20-11-2017 / 22:03
