KVN team: Prima

The Director of Kursk dairy I saved enough money to become the next space tourist. But at the last moment she persuaded him to go to Turkey.

January 1 - world day of miracles. In this day people usually Wake up early, first remove their shoes.

As you know, the upcoming 2007 - the year of the pink pig. Anticipating trouble, our wise government decided to make the weekend as much as ten days.

Buying in a stall condoms and antipolitsay, citizen Petrov fully disclose to the clerk his plans for the evening.

All members of the Communist party faction still wearing Cologne "Shipr". It is very convenient came to the meeting one, and smells like a fraction.

- The athletics broke another doping scandal.
In the blood of the Ethiopian runner was discovered by another Ethiopian runner.

- Beauties! Especially before going to Kiev I was 10 pounds lighter!
Why?
- Who in the Ukraine with his fat goes?!

Hesitate going to the pharmacy:
Girl, let me...
Well, those who came up with the mortgage!

- Why do you axe?
- An hour before the new year, and the tree is not bought. Now go to the Park, off of money, buy a Christmas tree.

I'm fed up of your semolina,
I know for sure - Santa Claus no!
You have not noticed, the kids are older...
Satraps! Buy me a bike!
Do not stifle your scream in my shop!
Do not block freedom oxygen!
Buy me a bike! Buy!
Ice cream I don't shut up your mouth!
Can't scare me with the Bogeyman,
I do not fear your silly Barmaley,
Since I knew the nightmare worse
The nightmare of the Soviet pioneer camps!
Have you ever banished me to the corner
Crushed all rebellion with a belt
Nevertheless, the designer was I bought
To bike live!

News policy. This morning Gennady Onishchenko bought sprats. Latvia froze in suspense.

In the apartment of the pensioner Sidorova was discovered an Arsenal of weapons and a large shipment of drugs. Currently, it turns out, how the old woman got into the apartment.

EVERY artist assigned to draw up the alphabet for primary grades.
Well... the letter "H" - what is it?
- Ceausescu!
- Ceausescu? Yes, and here Ceausescu?
- You know, I think the children began to forget the Romanian dictator!

- Tolia, you're 25 years old. Why do you have so many wrinkles on my face?
- I laugh a lot.
- Shreds do you think alcohol is funny?