Author of quotes: Denis Lupercal (Lupercalia/Horus)



Reminder: never discuss politics with someone who thinks that candy "bird's milk" is really bird's milk.
№ 304373   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:36
Many women would be worth in court, be required to reread "the Tale of the fisherman and the fish", at least once a day.
№ 304372   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:33
It's good in Ancient Greece lived. Go at night to a woman whose husband in another war left, represented by Zeus and have fun plenty.
№ 304371   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:30
The louder you shout that will change the world, the louder you will laugh over when you shit yourself.
№ 304370   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:27
"You should get married," said a man with two kids, a mortgage for 20 years and a salary of 25 thousand
№ 304368   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:21
Can endlessly look at three things. As the fire burns, how water flows and how the neighbor is beating in a fit of homophobia. KILL! - gurgles drunk neighbor writhing in paroxysms of hate. - UBIVAYUT! It should be noted that it is unlikely that the neighbour, in my entire life, I've seen at least one gay person. And of course, still haven't murdered anyone yet. But my faith in humanity, as a species, the neighbor kills regularly.
Quote Explanation: Twitter posts
№ 304366   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:15
Turns of phrase such as "Only a fool doesn't see that.." or "Well, You're a smart man..." followed before a person utters obvious nonsense.
№ 304365   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 22:12