Christopher Buckley. Little green men (№ 268454)

... you know that this fall we plan to launch new models, "HT-2000" in Florida, in one correctional facility in Starke. There will be a warden. Asked, are you going to come. We started this business because of your article that you wrote, one guy lit up in the electric chair... <...> It is because, like it or not, the presentation of a new product. There will be a lot of Republicans - supporters of the death penalty. Did you know that he folds? No need to sit like a broom. Like you're at home, watching on TV football and... fry. Very humane. And no noise. Quieter than some electric shavers.