Author of quotes: Christopher Buckley

Often the good that makes people forget, as soon as he leaves.

... the dream never dies, and flies farther, flapping in the wind.

Dr. Falopian was scary to watch. He looked like a Russian revolutionary who spent a week on the bench the Finland station waiting for the train with Lenin.

The day just started and already Scrubbs was anxious that it was over quickly.

Don't try to teach a donkey to read. You are just wasting your time, and the donkey will get tired.

- Why do we always come across these fat-moms?
- I do not choose them - said Scrubbs, - they choose the computer.
When in 1961, the MD-12 has decided to come to grips with kidnapping, mathematics staff have developed a "trust algorithm" helping them to determine who should be kidnapped. <...> For reasons unknown, the algorithm of trust clearly preferred the fat. Why not opt for diversity Claudiu? Yes, it would be quite nice.
- So reprogram the computer. Enter: "tall, blonde, long legs, great ass, beautiful."
- ...In bed doing this that downloaded.
- Guys!.. said Scrubbs.
- ...And at three in the morning turns into a pizza.

... his dream, inspired by the films about James bond, it was to get into the CIA, well and accordingly: participation in some kind of daring raids, the illegal overthrow of governments, parachuting into the thick of the wild jungle, stormy love Affairs with charming beauties with exotic accents, a pill of cyanide, sewn in the lining, the gun sticking in his belt or panties hidden under the pillow, and the opportunity to enjoy the "best Martini" in eight languages. However, none of these grandiose plans, except to enjoy a Martini (and only in native English) was never carried out.

A nation that believes in the fact that on the roofs of houses running green men, is both hands to vote for the intensification of armament and the development of space programs.

... you know that this fall we plan to launch new models, "HT-2000" in Florida, in one correctional facility in Starke. There will be a warden. Asked, are you going to come. We started this business because of your article that you wrote, one guy lit up in the electric chair... <...> It is because, like it or not, the presentation of a new product. There will be a lot of Republicans - supporters of the death penalty. Did you know that he folds? No need to sit like a broom. Like you're at home, watching on TV football and... fry. Very humane. And no noise. Quieter than some electric shavers.

I just wanted to say that not all costs can be assessed in advance.
- With all due respect, when a politician says that it is impossible to evaluate the cost, this means that they will be extremely high.