Character: Larry
- What do you want?
- For your information, I'm interested in the national television network!
- Is it "Shopping at Home"?
- Is it "Shopping at Home"?
- ... You knew I loved Lilly. I knew even before I lived with you. It is mutual understanding.
- But you said that it kills you!
- For effect. People scatter and converge all the time. This is the process.
- But you said that it kills you!
- For effect. People scatter and converge all the time. This is the process.
Quote Explanation: From the story of "Service don"
- Where is this fat shit?
- On the issue of the shit, I was there for Guinness left a huge pile, and I...
- Stand in line, soldier!
- On the issue of the shit, I was there for Guinness left a huge pile, and I...
- Stand in line, soldier!
The coolest way to get rid of depression is to spend the weekend with two retards.
- Why do we always come across these fat-moms?
- I do not choose them - said Scrubbs, - they choose the computer.
When in 1961, the MD-12 has decided to come to grips with kidnapping, mathematics staff have developed a "trust algorithm" helping them to determine who should be kidnapped. <...> For reasons unknown, the algorithm of trust clearly preferred the fat. Why not opt for diversity Claudiu? Yes, it would be quite nice.
- So reprogram the computer. Enter: "tall, blonde, long legs, great ass, beautiful."
- ...In bed doing this that downloaded.
- Guys!.. said Scrubbs.
- ...And at three in the morning turns into a pizza.
- I do not choose them - said Scrubbs, - they choose the computer.
When in 1961, the MD-12 has decided to come to grips with kidnapping, mathematics staff have developed a "trust algorithm" helping them to determine who should be kidnapped. <...> For reasons unknown, the algorithm of trust clearly preferred the fat. Why not opt for diversity Claudiu? Yes, it would be quite nice.
- So reprogram the computer. Enter: "tall, blonde, long legs, great ass, beautiful."
- ...In bed doing this that downloaded.
- Guys!.. said Scrubbs.
- ...And at three in the morning turns into a pizza.
- ... They think you killed. Let them think! And you'll be here - as "Lenin in a tent" - in complete safety!
- Very interesting! What about my job?!
Your job, darling, now be Krupskaya: peel the potatoes, fry patties!
- Very interesting! What about my job?!
Your job, darling, now be Krupskaya: peel the potatoes, fry patties!
Quote Explanation: Plato learned that the car in which he was supposed to go, attacked.
The destruction of the Universe is not an administrative offense.
2 Season 8 Series
And what is your main Vice, Doyle, if not a secret?
- Faith in good.
- Heh-heh! It is not a crime, sir, but who is the noose on his own neck.
- Naive.
- From the point of view of the cynic, perhaps.
- Well, you name it...
- Vera.
- Faith in good.
- Heh-heh! It is not a crime, sir, but who is the noose on his own neck.
- Naive.
- From the point of view of the cynic, perhaps.
- Well, you name it...
- Vera.
The next morning Larry came in a very bad mood, because one farmer tied a donkey near the fence of our garden. From time to time the donkey tossed his head and drawl shouting his hysterical voice.
- Well think! - Larry said. - Isn't it laughable that future generations will be deprived of my books just because some brainless idiot decided to tie this vile beast pack right under my window.
'Yes, dear,' replied the mother. - Why you don't take him if he's stopping you?
- Dear mom, I don't have time to chase donkeys through the olive groves. I launched his book on the history of Christianity. What do you think I could still do it?
- Well think! - Larry said. - Isn't it laughable that future generations will be deprived of my books just because some brainless idiot decided to tie this vile beast pack right under my window.
'Yes, dear,' replied the mother. - Why you don't take him if he's stopping you?
- Dear mom, I don't have time to chase donkeys through the olive groves. I launched his book on the history of Christianity. What do you think I could still do it?
- You exaggerate, Larry, - plaintively said the mother. Anyway, I can't so soon to leave. It is necessary to solve something with this house.
- To solve? What's there to decide? Sell it, that's all.
- I can't do that, sweetie, mom said, shocked such a proposal.
Can't? Why not?
- But I just bought.
- So sell it while it is still not peeled.
Don't be silly, honey. This is even out of the question, - firmly said the mother. - It would be simply madness.
And so we sold the house and, like a flock of migrating swallows flew South of a gloomy English summer.
- To solve? What's there to decide? Sell it, that's all.
- I can't do that, sweetie, mom said, shocked such a proposal.
Can't? Why not?
- But I just bought.
- So sell it while it is still not peeled.
Don't be silly, honey. This is even out of the question, - firmly said the mother. - It would be simply madness.
And so we sold the house and, like a flock of migrating swallows flew South of a gloomy English summer.
Can't I create my own immortal prose in such a dull atmosphere, where the smell of eucalyptus tincture.
- Come on, I want to say that this isn't lonely? In the ass of the world?
- No. I don't really like people, I prefer beans. Seen long beans? She came. And even a banjo. Here are my friends: beans and banjo. And I'm fucking the welder - it is necessary to have a hobby.
- No. I don't really like people, I prefer beans. Seen long beans? She came. And even a banjo. Here are my friends: beans and banjo. And I'm fucking the welder - it is necessary to have a hobby.
1 Season 3 Series
- You followed me?
I admired through the telescope.
I admired through the telescope.
- I would like to touch you. Later.
I'm not a prostitute.
I'm not going to pay.
I'm not a prostitute.
I'm not going to pay.
