Movie: The oligarch

- Kolya! Billiards - it is not given to everyone. This is like the economy.
- What?!
- In the sense that you need to read books or to listen to smart people.

With you, talking about shit for two people to eat well. He'll eat, no one leave!

Is why I don't have to speak on the economy?
- Yes, because you are not only idiots listen to, but still intelligent people.

If we can't beat the Kremlin, we need to be the Kremlin!

Presidents are not born, presidents do!

Never in this country did not humanly be. Country evergreen tomatoes.

He has always played and got game, fool. He thought that teasing geese and poke the bear, because Russia is the bear will turn up to death.

In the wife of the conductor has many advantages. First, the house almost never happens all the time on the road - this time. The uniform is two.
Yes, I forgot, when the husband dies conductors, it has the right to transfer the body of a loved one anywhere in the USSR.

- All are asked to produce documents and tickets.
- Lieutenant, can we agree huh?
- Drinking alcohol in public is prohibited will to make acts and to report at the place of work.
- I like the honest look of men in gray uniforms.
- Che for 15 days wanted?
- No, you, in any case, what are you?!

- Do you like cold kebabs?
- I hate it!
- You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Save I burn.
- So go warm up your barbecue.
I can't, these kebabs will burn together with me.

- He is also so out of the bottle drink.
- Glasses were not?
- No, to win the girl.

How's it all work?
- Anti-tank rocket...
- Ours or "theirs"?
- Yes, like our...
- You can if you want...

- Why are you silent as the icon? Maybe I can tell You that one of you killed him?
- Killed, killed, wanted something every.

- According to Forbes magazine, You enter the hundred richest people in the world, Your fortune is estimated at $ 5 billion and why the money can not save You from humiliating raids?
- Because we're in Russia.