Character: President

It is necessary to ensure the right to interfere... haha!.. under the slogan of protection of human rights, spread on the territory of Russia bombing with air strikes by cruise missiles and then landing ground forces.

All you need to do to continue to beat each other's favorite team for pop star rock band! So were divided into teams of "Coca" and "Pepsi", long-haired and shaved, but just forgot about fucking honor, dignity, faith and customs.

President (grasping the hand of his assistant Charlie, who came to Wake him in the bedroom): Charlie, you know you're committing a Federal crime?!
Charlie: I'll take my chances with the feds, it's seven o'clock.
The President: how did you know that the first lady wasn't naked when they came here?
The President: Think about it!
President (looking the part of the bed): And where the hell is my wife?
Charlie: In Argentina.

Omar, I ask You to be patient. Your sensitivity touches me.
My court sorcerer says that the woman decides when to open the gate to Paradise.

Politics can be learned, courage, never.

- About answer me, o Lord, have I been wrong!
*Zinovy has a discharge current*
Somewhere I have seen it...

- You have to stop your household totalitarianism! Valentina Valentinovna, here we in Europe do not take...
- Will have to take Europe for themselves.

And if someone with a sword will come to visit us
I have coveted bag
And Intercontinental argument.
We our boots and washed up in the Thames,
Water drunk directly out of the Hudson,
Sign on the dome of the Reichstag
And ViceChair caps of the Bosphorus!

Fyodor, what do you want? Ask! But I warn you to marry my daughter to you earlier. In five years. My Kingdom will not give up. You're the European part asked. What am I going to do with Siberia and the Far East? There are people - like ATMs in the desert.

I just wanted to say that not all costs can be assessed in advance.
- With all due respect, when a politician says that it is impossible to evaluate the cost, this means that they will be extremely high.

Miss DULLES is the President. On behalf of the Federation I want to Express...
- Stop it! Not completely similar. Our President is an idiot. And in your voice there is nothing stupid!

We had seen too many movies about aliens from outer space. Sometimes they come with a message of peace and universal brotherhood and share the most important for mankind with knowledge. But more often they come to enslave and murder us because the visual effects in this are much more impressive.

If the weak join is weak, they are strong will not.

Man your age probably can be forgiven ten sprees than a single attack of spleen.