Character: Masha



- Weak, that means my grandfather got caught.
- Weak, that means my grandfather got caught.
№ 461320   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2024 / 14:00
- Calmly. My dad is a Ph.D., and I won't let you be eaten by an illiterate old woman!
- Calmly. My dad is a Ph.D., and I wont let you be eaten...
№ 435100   Added MegaMozg 30-01-2022 / 09:48
I am waiting for you from morning to evening.
Quote Explanation: Song "Autumn Days", music: Evgeny Doga, lyrics: M. Matusovsky.
I am waiting for you from morning to evening.
№ 422001   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 20:48
My bed is uncomfortable, the pillow is stuffy, the blanket is biting, you can't sleep!
My bed is uncomfortable, the pillow is stuffy, the blanket...
№ 420625   Added MegaMozg 11-06-2021 / 10:54
- What are you breaking your head? What?! We have a government! Give the caviar to the government, it always knew what to do with it ...
№ 404850   Added MegaMozg 03-10-2020 / 18:54
- Masha! Mary!
- What do you want?
- Why this monsters bothering me?
№ 398243   Added MegaMozg 16-06-2020 / 11:57
- At first it seemed to be very fond. Now I think, not very. So... blinding obsession.
- And he?
- Said - likes. Lied. Will not interfere with that smoke?
- No. I was used to. My husband smokes. And who is he by profession?
- A degree he's a bastard.
№ 375144   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2019 / 21:07
- Why did you ask?
Thought, then suddenly you just said? Well that database to bring it under... it's all here. - Max sweeping gesture around the bed where they lay.
- Of course, not just like that! I rarely have something just say so.
- Really? - Max arched one eyebrow. - And for some reason I thought you were a chatterbox.
- What? I just have something to say. And it is not always possible to remain silent when necessary. But that doesn't mean I'm just talking nonsense or what not think.
№ 352348   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 04:05
Pahomova get my daughter the grief.
- Th?
The grief on the face. It is now the most fashionable in Paris the expression, and we have to get impossible.
Pahomova get, they have always hand.
№ 351612   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2018 / 10:40
People say, "the hell did They only not enough." Now go and bring me the road.
№ 351611   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2018 / 10:39
To study it is complicated for girls. So you smart, or what? the pin Ksenia. On master taught to mess with people firmly, but kindly. So to put them in place, to say any tin, but they did not take offense.
Hair, it turns out, specially dyed to cover up the existence of the brain? - I continued.
- So eyebrow at her, too bright, - laughing, including Mary from the other end of the hall.
- Because a smart, eyebrow color too! - answer.
- No, I'm not smart, starts to make excuses Xenia. I. T. that doesn't mean I write programs, but on the second course, I am just little things really! - It was justified because in the beginning she put the object of his pride and that was to raise her in our eyes - for their education. Great. Everything on the slide Alex. Now it is necessary to praise. To show that I'm on her side really.
Well, anyway, the girl who is studying in an area without a brain can not be. What course? The second? If the first was not dropped in the head, so there is something! already indulgently, with the approval of I tell her.
Yeah, I'm not stupid - without the pathos and quietly acknowledges it. I let her be smart on my terms.
Does anyone know how to turn on the TV? You're the it guy included! - connect to the conversation girls from the far sofa. They haven't realized that we already compete and the battle is over.
- I'm a tech, not an electrician! - outraged Ksenia.
- Okay, what the heck? The first course was supposed to teach how to change a light bulb, television repair. I've oversold you! - hyperbolising I outright burn, bringing in the positive everyone, including the aggressor.
Quote Explanation: The head of the "Owner". The author evaluates the psychological abilities of the competitors on the boat.
№ 316805   Added MegaMozg 11-02-2018 / 22:13
Men, as a wind - flies through the open door.
№ 315454   Added MegaMozg 28-01-2018 / 19:08
Omar, I ask You to be patient. Your sensitivity touches me.
My court sorcerer says that the woman decides when to open the gate to Paradise.
Quote Explanation: Omar is the President of an African country.
№ 315453   Added MegaMozg 28-01-2018 / 19:07
- I never with anyone so have not been good.
- How many was that?.. Well, more than a decade?
- I want to eat, you don't want?
№ 312416   Added MegaMozg 27-12-2017 / 21:05
- Dad, why are you and mommy divorced?
- How do you explain that? Here swans - they create a couple, care for Chicks and stay together for life. Another thing - duck, as only the female sits on the eggs, the male have more important things to do and it fades in direct and figurative sense. Why is this happening?
Because he's a duck?
- Well, Yes. Nature has made it so. Here I am, figuratively speaking, is a duck, and your mother was a beautiful Swan. You know?
- That is when she married you, she thought you were a Swan, and you were a duck?
- No, she always knew I was one hundred percent done for a duck. She just loved me, thought of ducks you can make a Swan. She couldn't and went to another Swan by the name of woodpeckers.
1 Season 4 Series
№ 294945   Added MegaMozg 22-07-2017 / 17:09