Character: Mike



Hello, Klavushka! Then you say, road is. Don't sell, huh?
Hello, my dear. I'm here in the corner of the trash collected, you check and what you can find.
- Eh-heh-heh... we come Off, come off. Mug under the guise of sanitation neglected... the shaft from the rocker arms are not able to distinguish Where radish - confuse the Synchrophasotron trust. With fat of basisi! The native language to caldicot-savvy ceased. Who root, who is an empty shell - are ignorant. True say, grandma, believe you me, grandma!
- How long have you this nonsense do?
Quote Explanation: The humor in the fact that Mike just "fat" and "furious" thinking that know village life. In this village my grandmother it causes a sense of irony.
№ 351614   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2018 / 10:42
Pahomova get my daughter the grief.
- Th?
The grief on the face. It is now the most fashionable in Paris the expression, and we have to get impossible.
Pahomova get, they have always hand.
№ 351612   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2018 / 10:40
People say, "the hell did They only not enough." Now go and bring me the road.
№ 351611   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2018 / 10:39
Our demons don't die - they remain close for life. They walk with us hand in hand, whisper in your ear, go to bed and hug while sleeping. No one can banish them to the end, from us only depends on how we co-exist with them. Someone is trying to ignore and deny.. Someone gives up and becomes their slave. And someone sets oversee them and constantly watching, so they sat in corners and behaved quietly.. And the supervisor is.. the work has no end.
№ 330607   Added MegaMozg 27-06-2018 / 09:06
So it's either death or work for me...
- Well, actually, I have in life is a rule: if you can choose something, then choose not death. Works!
1 Season 3 Series
№ 305305   Added MegaMozg 22-10-2017 / 00:33
- Ladies and gentlemen! We managed to catch the arsonists café. Have a seat, guys.
- I will only speak in the presence of his lawyer!
- So even better. I like it when you are silent...
1 Season 2 Series
№ 305296   Added MegaMozg 22-10-2017 / 00:06
- Why are you running to?
- The cops are not friends.
- Then we're not going to be friends and will ban you trade without permission!
- And if I have permission?
- Then we forbid you to trade with the solution!
1 Season 2 Series
№ 305294   Added MegaMozg 21-10-2017 / 23:09
Only angels are perfect, and they are in heaven!
1 Season 1 Series
№ 305288   Added MegaMozg 21-10-2017 / 20:06
Yesterday I called Vadik about the job, and he told me that you are looking for assistant...
- Well... it is looking for.
- Why did you tell me yesterday something not said? You don't want to work with me?
- Who? I? Come on, say it! I was just thinking: what if you don't want? Didn't mean to offend just offer office work, to insult, so to speak. You're kind of always hated office rats.
- Nothing changes people like two months and three weeks on the dumplings.
20 Season 6 Series
№ 299370   Added MegaMozg 29-08-2017 / 22:27
- Is it possible to love two people equally?
- How do you say? In the world literature, this question remains open.
№ 270803   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:53
- What if I told you what the meaning of life is not supposed to look at someone else? If I tell you that it can only grow, like a flower, and that all the seeds are already there in your soul? If I tell you that neither the boss nor the other people can't take care of this flower for you? What do you think about this?
- I think you're fond of metaphors, man. I only have one life, soil for my flower. And I want to understand what it is to grow.
- Then it all depends on the kind of soil. In Antarctica do not grow oranges, and the forest is unlikely to grow coconut tree. But nothing prevents you to build the greenhouse and to put any soil, if you want to grow something specific. Only then will have to make great efforts to harvest is not frozen and died. What if the boss or someone else told you: your meaning - here is the orange. Would you grow an orange tree? Even if you don't like oranges? Or do you force yourself to like them, since I don't want to think about what you want to grow?
- I will soon be allergic to oranges...
№ 253024   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:10
Ruben, I have many times explained to you that to apologize makes no sense. If something you said or did, then in that moment you had your reasons. To regret what you did, when you had additional data, it is meaningless.
№ 249286   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:03
One fool does not deny the possibility of the presence of several fools in the same area.
№ 249285   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:03
Remember. There are no honest people. People are clever and stupid. Everything gets smart, stupid, nothing.
№ 249278   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:02
I never let anyone about anything do not ask. I have to force or convince. Asking is pointless.
№ 249277   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:02