Character: Mike. Page 1

Mish, why writer s else nothing written, and acts like a celebrity which one?
- Magic behavior. He thinks I will behave like a celebrity, and then write something... like this.

"And then he disasters of life prescribed as an enema" and wrote it on the go.

He realized that at some point it became more organize and even please those people who just know how to behave. A sort of polite, punctual, do not reduce the distance of few words; such are rare, in General, we have people. What they have there stones in his bosom, and figs in your pocket - that's their business. But in time I came, I said I only smiled, said goodbye and left even earlier than planned - so, pleasant and, most likely, smart people. With these wanted to cooperate and even to communicate.

... Nadia told me something about yourself - I mean, about his past life. It did not seem to him strange, even liked it - clear that she had a completely different life, and he, too, is good, of course, but pointless, and now they met, and all this doesn't count, because you finally started this.

If you with me for a penny hunt arranged that the same will be at ten thousand.
I even left alive?

Excessive decorativeness is depressing. It is everywhere: in flowers, in advertising, in people. And people... They try to surprise. Want to look unusual, bright and interesting. It's annoying. Because we know that they are empty and false.

- How many people?
Seven. And 11 people animals.

- First met the woman who filled me just.
- And you?
- What am I?
- You filled it up at least once?
- Yes well you!
- Eh, what to say to a man who still believes that the most erogenous zone in a woman is the brain.

- Nah, I can't get into. I have this... claustrophobia!
- Claustrophobia is fear of closed space. Where do you see an enclosed space?
- In a coffin! In the coffin, enclosed space!

- Love is a great feeling, but what's incest?
- Really, where does the incest?
- He was referring to suicide.
Wait, and incest then what is?

Hello.
- Misha, this is Emmanuel gedeonovich.
- What Emmanuel Gedeonovich? Oh, Hello, Emmanuel gedeonovich. I recognized you right away!

- Well, tell me something, you're very smart.
- I can only say that one of them marrying.

I got out - now it's your turn!

- Well, Alex, that you spoke. Tell me, can I have you in the program will no longer hear the two words "asshole" and "bullshit"?
- It is impossible. Look, if live calls complete asshole and carries such garbage, you're picking on me!