Movie: Election day



- I'm tasting. Portion that is twenty grams. Fifty varieties.
- Well, OK... It's a liter!
- Curious. Not tasted.
№ 330194   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:37
- What pop. Will you have a drink to the health of our leader. For proverochno, bottoms up!
To scare think.?! Me, Orthodox priest. And what? Hoo! For ataman!
- To give!
- You'd be frantic, Minister of religion...
Quote Explanation: The Cossacks decided to check out the father Innocent faith, and offered him the bottle of vodka, he drank it without stopping to the bottom and go through a censer.
№ 330191   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:34
- Are required. There is going to all the generals of the district.
- I think so. Get to the part on all fours, take time and quietly speak. Look, from the air, we cover the moral gulls. Ah! Ah!
I always liked witty men.
Yeah, me too. I mean, I mean... don't laugh...
№ 330190   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:33
- Where are the Cossacks?
- Rode Slav. Two hundred years ago they moved here from the don, so they keep the city, Chapel or Capelnic, whatever his name is.
- Listen. but a sword does it hurt? Yes? Then there. Once and for all...
- Come on, I'm sure they are civilized people. Or not?
- Someone who, as you moosie, they death will come up with a Stra-a-achou! Lutu-Yu!
- Listen, can we speak?
- Excluded is ten percent of the electorate. You. Quietly, there on the pier, the police on duty. Probably...
- Yeah, we still beat clubs...
№ 330189   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:32
- A good song.
- Only not for us.
- Come on, who is there in the province would listen.
- Do not play with the goats... I do not choose... elections, elections, candidates - ***s!
- Sasha, what is it?
- Well, sing the same about the election...
- Tell please, and whether this last phrase, take and throw away? Yes?
- Yes you che, for the sake of it all and write!
- Here's a song. Well done. Super. Sasha, a good song picked up...
- Realized. In Yaroslavl uh ... get rid!
№ 330188   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:31
- Well, am I to blame? I gave the phone at five in the morning. We're radiowiki. not piaristu. I have innocent Butusov and innocent. father. And both on four.
Why do you even have the priest's phone?
- Nonsense. How are you ever going to speak? Five times in ten minutes.
The sermons. I brought it with me. Censer, a prayer book, even the Hood is, ceremonial vestments...
- Tub and why?
- What kind of bath, son? This is the font. And I can sing. Now I have even a balalaika is.
- Nonsense. Freak show. Pop in the bath, plays the balalaika. In the font. Well, rubles for the freak show with a balalaika in the bath is inexpensive.
№ 330187   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:30
- Ani, you Sasha probably told where we're going.
I did, but I forgot. But, I have a W recorded.
- Well, look. Anh, are you stupid?
- I can't right now. You know, if you at five in the morning woke to? I mean, the phone woke up...
- So, I think so "on the phone" "shook"...
№ 330185   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:28
- You instrument loaded?
Yeah. Hurt. Two tons on his back carried.
Wait, you have given the money to the movers.
I devices bought. a compass and a cap.
- Why do you have a compass?
- You know, one guy here in a cassock was sold. Tells you what a fool you're on the ship sailing, if something happens and you're without a compass, so I thought I that, the fool, on the river, on the ship, and I have no compass. By the way the compass like arrow should be. I think so too.
№ 330184   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:27
- Who ordered the bus?
- Which bus?
- Which remote. You told me to.
- A remote on the bus?!? And who ordered the bus?
- E - my! The remote dropped. But it's intact.
- Found! Where oselok?
№ 330183   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:26
- Glory, with whom you want to live?
- With Zhanna Friske.
- In General you will live with Maxim.
- Not the best option.
№ 330182   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:25
Remote brought?
Yeah.
- Why isn't he here?
- So, still not brought.
- Where is he?
- On the bus.
- Where's the bus?
- Left.
№ 330181   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 10:24
- Remained unspent 56 rubles. Count and sign.
- Give it to me! To rebuild the temple.
- What?
- Yes any!
№ 258160   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:05
- Misha, do you sleep?
- What Are You!.. I never! I, for a moment!..
№ 195705   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:03
- Launch of the astronaut, and get me Misha.
- What the astronaut?
- Listen, you better get used to me already. If the Israeli - the military, if a Soviet champagne, and if you start something astronaut.
№ 195704   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:03
- Why, why did I do it? Why do I have five days did not drink - who needed it?!
№ 103762   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:00